If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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