Kiss
Puke
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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