Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
