operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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