You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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