So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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