hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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