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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(706): View more from Georgia

the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance

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(517): View more from Michigan

Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.

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(646): View more from New York

I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"

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