No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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