How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
As shirtless as possible
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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