spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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