True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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