I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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