plz talk dirty to me
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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