Do you still have your period?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
