i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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