What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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