Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sext me about skeletons
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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