wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
