No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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