I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I checked into jail on foursquare
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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