"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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