are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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