have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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