I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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