im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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