don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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