have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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