why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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