...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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