Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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