do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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