Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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