ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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