I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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