Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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