She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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