Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
even my farts smell like vagina
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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