Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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