So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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