all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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