next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
