did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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