they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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