It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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