Porn is love you can see.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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