I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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