Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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