It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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