Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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