My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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