JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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