just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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