A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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